Wtf

2011-07-29T18:59:00.000-04:00

Sticking a donate button here, so I can find it

Stuff going on today

2010-06-05T13:46:00.002-04:00

As I mentioned earlier on my twitter (Dgcakes if anyone wants to look me up there), I've got things to be excited about today. The other day I auditioned to be in a fandub of the fourth Digimon Movie - Diaboromon (or Diablomon)'s Revenge/Strikes Back (yay translation issues). I auditioned to play Miyako/Yolei Inoue. She's one of the second gen cast members andddddddd quite a lot like me. My mic at the time wasn't very good and I'm not the best voice actress so I doubt I'll get in but who knows!

Also, right now I have an AWESOME lunch. My brother paid me back 10 bucks and my mom gave me like 11 to go get some present for my brother that turned out to be only 5 bucks and she let me keep the rest so I got 3 orders of mozzerella sticks, a good slice of pizza (I shoudla gotten more pizza) and two drinks. Now I'm chillin with that in my nice cool room. Yay AC!

Last Night A Robber Saved My Life?

2010-06-05T11:02:00.003-04:00

Okay, anyone who reads this blog is going to have to get used to posts like this - ridiculous detailings of my dreams, which tend to feature either celebrities or people I know. This current one has to do with both.

It starts out with a group of people consisting of a young woman, a small child, and a doll of sorts (which I describe as being dead eyed and freaky and a weird doll, which is funny because I am looking right at my friend Tara's drawing of it with the caption that it is from Silent Hill: Dead Eye Dolls, which neither exists nor has Tara drawn anything from it to my knowledge. And why I'm narrating my own dream in it I don't know). Anyway, the doll is professed to have been designed by Linkara (wtf are you doing here? You aren't some woman. I say he's not some woman because the chick traveling with the doll was supposedly the one who designed it, but Linkara was standing around for a it saying HE did. So who knows. Maybe he designed it and she built it).

Anyway! The doll, the woman and the child end up in a town during essentially the knockoff cherry blossom/harvest/pastel rainbow colored fruit festival. They hang out in this town, and over time the doll starts resembling Sweetums (the muppet) only blue, and it's exibiting strange magical powers (that have nothing to do with Silent Hill as far as I know. I don't play the games but I don't think a doll from there - if there would be any - would have the power to make colored petals swirl around their body for fun dances)

How the hell does one go from:
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Please note, the doll was in anime style.....everyone else was live action and shot like they were in a very old episode of power rangers (the filming was odd).

Anywho, the lady and the little kid and their monster end up in what looks sorta like an apartment building. Well they get upstairs and stumble on two dumb dudes running around in it and end up kicking those dudes asses. Turns out it's a bank and they trio my dream is following just successfully robbed it - at which point they're like 'huh, okay'. But then it turns out that OH NO! it had already been being robbed by the two dudes they beat up. And upstairs, a bald fat monk looking guy is tied up and gagged with a jump rope! (please note, the guy doesn't look at all like a monk either buddist type or like a friar type. He just kind of seems to be wearing blue pajamas, a little black hat, and his head isn't shaved right. The only reason I say monk-looking is because in dream continuity he's expressed as looking like a monk, so that's what monks look like there).

So they ungag the guy and he tells them about the mystical powers of whositwhatsitblahblahblah. Apparently there are a bunch of large blue dragonballs being kept in a mysterious other dimension. We have to find the right people in each of this set of towns before "the bad guys" do and take them into this special dimension (which apparently shares the same name as an awful conditioner that I don't remember the name of. I will call it Product). Please note, I say "we" now because the focus has shifted from 3rd person omniscient, following a group of people, to being from my perspective as the others help me (so maybe I was following them but not talking? Not that I'd ever do that. Plus I could apparently fly so who knows)

We find the first person in just some random town and while I'm taking them into the magic dimension, it is revealed that there is a Conscience following me - a conscience who is apparently Ma-Ti from Captain Planet as played by Bargo from TGWTG. Please note, this guy is not necessarily MY Conscience and Consciences (that's just what I call them repeatedly in the dream) don't necessarily have powers the way you'd think or work the way you'd think, but I'll get to that in time.

The next town on the list actually is actually a town I know when it's told to me - we'll call it B-town. And I kind of know my way around B-town because my buddy Fishmonger lives there - which I profess in the dream, and actually am pretty cheerful about the fact that there may or may not be bad guys in town with my best friend (apparently I didn't think they'd attack him).

In B-town, I meet a young woman (who in later parts of the dream is a young man so wtf brain) who I take on a "romantic date" (so I'm either a dude or she's a lesbian. ookay) and it ends with me blindfolding her and taking her through to the mysterious galaxy where I have her touch the dragonball to release its power (she doesn't need to know what she's doing to release it). When one of the 'special people' in this touches the blue dragonballs, they glow, turn orange and the sky of the area is covered with stars which is soon replaced with a glowing swirling mist that covers the already dark blue walls.

when I remove the chick's blindfold she's now a guy with long hair, and he looks around at the mist and I'm like "what do you think of this place? it's called Product!" and he's like "that's a crappy form of conditioner." and just kind of leaves (I dunno, maybe it was Male Maze. Only Fishmonger will get that).

Right about now I just remembered somethings that happened earlier in the dream (before we saved the Chick/dude in B-town) that for some reason I feel I need to tell you now:
After we saved the first person from the bad guys (but before we've taken them to the dragonball dimension), we end up back at the bank with the monk guy (who I will call Martin). Apparently, the chick I had rescued knew the original monks and grabs Martin and is like "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MR. FUJIYAMA?!" and we're like "who the hell is that?" and he's like "he's one of a group of fat happy monks that raised me here. they were captured and -somethingsomething I don't remember-"

After he tells me that we're going to B-town, we go up a street (please note the street is vertical as opposed to horizontal, and resembles a street in my own town so wtf. Also the houses are all tiny rowhouses with like barely the space beyond the door available. It looks ABSOLUTELY NOTHING like fishmonger's street, not even going the same direction, and the numbers on the houses are all WAY HIGHER THAN HIS, but apparently as I go past, I wave at one of the houses and say "HI FISHMONGER!". I'd think I just didn't really remember where he lived, except later on we're in his house so who knows)

Back to dream continuity - Male Maze has left, so I'm about to leave town since no one's ever going to be in danger in that town again. We don't actually leave the house we went into to go into Product, I just kind of walk to another room. I walk past two rooms opposite each other (and the house I"m in looks just like the one my brother used to live in) Ma-Ti is having a discussion with another "conscience". This guy is fat, balding, wearing a dark blue bathrobe and kind of looks like he stars on SMBC theater (you'll know the guy if you ever watch it, though I don't really recommend it). The two are veeeeery calmly discussing Ma-Ti killing him to steal his place and his powers. Ma-Ti, meanwhile, wants to question him about the powers of a conscience first.

I stare at their discussion for a few minutes before going down the hall to see if I can find someone, and Fishmonger comes right out of the room to my left, looking groggy. I'm like "OH MY GOD! FISHMONGER! YOU HAVE TO COME SEE THIS!" and I drag him back down the hall and say "those are consciences and THIS is Purel!" because apparently, to open the Product dimension to get to the dragonballs, you have to spray the product in the air which is apparently Purel (I say it by name) but Purel isn't a conditioner and that's even stated in the dream so wtf.

After I tell him all this, Fishmonger just looks at the bottle of Purel and says 'well it's a crappy hand sanitizer. Whatever.' aaaaand the dream ends there. It's IMPLIED that he's the next person I'll have to have touching the magic dragonballs, but I hadn't gotten to the point of taking him to the dimension yet and he wasn't being attacked so who knows.

So yeah, that was my dream. I'll put up illustrations and pictures more when I've had time to be awake for more than half an hour (yes, it took me half an hour to type this)

My Icony Thing!

2010-06-05T03:29:00.006-04:00

So, since it's my first night with a blog, I have a sorta temporary icon for the moment. I intend to draw a lil avatar of myself to use here and a few other places, but for the moment I have a lovely little thing that my friend fishmonger drew for me.

For those of you reading this sometime in the future (should anyone ever do so) the icon is this:

And while I'm at it, I'm going to pimp his site:
http://fishmonger.lsyo.com/index.php
And funnily enough, he actually is pimping this blog so there we go.

First Post!

2010-06-05T03:02:00.002-04:00

Hello and welcome to NonToxic Mondays! Though, it's Saturday at 3 in the morning so right now the blog may just be Toxic. Or maybe the day is Toxic, whatever.

I just made this on a whim and for the hell of it. I'm still setting up and not even sure what I'll use this for. Maybe I'll post my terrible fiction, fanfiction and essays about Digimon. Anyway, hi! Welcome to my blog - I'm Dg. Which I should have said earlier but whatever.

Nontoxic Mondays

Wtf

Stuff going on today

Last Night A Robber Saved My Life?

My Icony Thing!

First Post!